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Oh yeah, welcome ladies and gentlemen, once again to Hollywood, California, meltdown

theater, nerd melt theater, meltdown comics, that is, once again, Harman Town is in session.

Close to Jimmy, do me and do yourselves a kind as a welcome to the stage, the mayor of

Harman Town.

Ten Harmo!

Oh oh oh!

Thank you.

We have so much to do, we've got to just fucking, we just got to go.

We don't often have a lot to do.

I saw your eyes dart to my new affectation.

This will be 20 minutes of the show.

Dan, for the home listener, has taken two over the last couple

days wearing an invention of, I believe, Spencer's design.

Yes.

I went to Spencer, I said, Spencer, I need to keep track of things

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