We're going to end up on something, aren't we? But I mean, we've some brief catching up to do. Fun weekend.

You were in the oval for four days straight. Yeah, it was so slightly overindulgent, really, but a lot of fun.

For those in the world who don't understand cricket, I'm sorry about that, but it's been a lovely few days.

It was very good to see you yesterday. I'm sorry, I missed the street cricket in the competition.

It was a great, it was an enjoyable afternoon of drinking when the rain had started, basically.

Well, and also, since we last make, obviously, I've been seeing your play, which I thought was absolutely brilliant.

I think you've really loved it. The Holland family all came out, didn't we?

It was very nice. And it was completely brilliant. I loved how it was in the best tradition of restoration comedies.

It was kind of sort of raucous and uproarious, genuinely very, very laugh out loud, funny.

And the whole thing was just a fantastic night out. I get a bit put off both there to some type of thing, but it gets a little bit too pretentious for me.

What I loved about it was it was just a really, well, really good fun out.

It ain't pretentious. That's one thing.

The other thing is, so we were at the cricket with these friends of mine, Sally and Connor.

Sally always has these sort of second world war tipped bits that she sort of goes, oh, yes, and my member this.

And you think, oh, yes, it tells something else truly amazing.

So she said her grandfather, so her father's father used to talk about how he was on a battleship.

Now that maybe it is a battleship he was talking about. Well, we don't know, right?

Because this has come. Yeah, we respect Clayton yesterday. It might be heavy cruiser.

Yeah, yeah. And the story he had was when they were attacked by Italian biplanes defending Malta.

So early in the war, this will be Cape Matapan or the Captain directed the main guns to fire at the biplanes.

And the air turbulence from the, you know, I don't know, four and a half inch shell or whatever, a nine inch shell or whatever.

Well, we don't know, right? Well, we're bigger than that, wouldn't it?

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