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Catching Foxes
Luke and Gomer
4.7 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2018
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! Gomer apologizes for your favorite host being sick, but the show must go on. Also, Judaism.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everyone. It's your second favorite co-host from Catching Fox's, Gomer. |
| 0:03.8 | Luke unfortunately has been sick like all week. |
| 0:06.7 | I just talked to him a few minutes ago. |
| 0:08.1 | He said it's the worst he's ever been since being an adult. |
| 0:12.2 | The sickness is just owning him. |
| 0:13.5 | He's got the man flu. |
| 0:14.5 | Poor baby. |
| 0:15.3 | So we couldn't record an episode this week. |
| 0:16.8 | We couldn't record a Christmas spectacular. |
| 0:20.2 | I feel really bad about that. So I decided, |
| 0:22.0 | you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to stay up extra late. I'm going to ignore my wife and my |
| 0:24.8 | kids. And I'm going to invest in a short podcast just for you guys. So open up your mouths, baby |
| 0:31.9 | birds, because mama's going to feed you. |
| 0:43.8 | You know, all of us since summer with the horrible summer of scandal and all the craziness that has happened with letters and archbishops and bishops and bishops being |
| 0:48.5 | fussy pants and clergy and everything and Twitter and the and the horribleness that is |
| 0:52.8 | Twitter and then the YouTube horribleness. |
| 0:54.6 | All this stuff going on in the church has made me so sad about the church. |
| 0:59.8 | It's made me so, I just feel so freaking frustrated with all this stuff. |
| 1:04.0 | But, but I have seen amazing rays of light shining forth and I just wanted to share some of them with you. |
| 1:12.5 | Right. Couldn't we use a little bit of happiness this Christmas? So here's some happiness, okay? |
| 1:16.9 | I don't know if I even shared this on Catching Foxes, but one day I'm walking into the prison and the Jewish group flags me down and says, |
| 1:25.1 | yo Josephus, that's their prison nickname for me. Will you come and teach us |
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