Golden Girls: S6E15 - "Miles to Go"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "Miles to Go," where they discuss if they'd date someone in Witness Protection, the logistics of body identification, and THE TRUE IDENTITY OF CAROLINE THAT WILL BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Tune in next week for a special Golden Assignment episode, followed by parts 1 and 2 of "There Goes the Bride!"

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0:00.0	I have to say what I feel.
0:06.5	Miami has so much appeal.
0:09.1	A great place to get a seafood meal.
0:15.1	Miami.
0:24.2	Picture at Los Angeles, 2017.
0:30.5	Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.
0:32.5	I am H. Allen Scott.
0:33.6	And I'm Carrie Doherty.
0:40.6	And this, dear friends, is a podcast where we watch an episode of The Golden Girls, and then we talk about it.
0:54.5	And we just watched season six, episode 15, Miles to Go, which aired on January 19th, 1991, and is the one where we finally learn that Miles is in the witness protection program.
0:58.1	AKA, I don't like it.
0:59.9	I don't like the story at all.
1:01.9	I dislike it immensely.
1:06.5	I think it is so, such a bad decision for this show to have made.
1:28.9	I'm, uh, like, it just feels so out of place and cheesy. What? Cheesy. Cheese man. Maybe that was an inside joke. Maybe they knew it was cheesy. So they were like, we're going to call the bad guy the cheese man. Maybe. Because this is the cheese man of, here's what I want to know. Like, what was the conversation? Everybody's sitting around and they're like, you know, the writer's room or whatever.
1:30.9	And it's like, you've got to shake things up a little bit.
1:25.2	This is not the way. Miles, we should reveal that Miles is in witness protection. Oh, God, what is shitty? It almost feels like, you know what it feels like? it feels like they wanted another episode
1:27.9	you know we're going to get the episode
1:29.6	in the next one where we like it's it feels like they wanted um another episode you know we're going to get the episode in
1:46.7	the next one uh where we meet the cheese man but it feels like they wanted another um you know the one
1:52.9	with uh george cluny and al and the danger of the next door neighbors who might kill them. Sorry, Miles, but Miles is no...
2:02.4	Sorry, Miles.
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