I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami. Picture it. Los Angeles, 2017. Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden

Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to. I, M.H. Allen Scott, and I am flying solo once

again because Carrie is sick. Now, you guys know that last week's episode

was the live episode, but the week before that Carrie was sick. Well, I'm going to tell you a little

secret behind the curtain of Out on the Lanai here. We recorded two episodes in one day.

And so this is the same day as two episodes ago.

It's very fucked up.

And if the world has exploded since, like, if the world explodes two weeks from now and, like, Trump's done something crazy or like we're all like hungry or something, this is more like a time capsule of when times were fun.

But if everything stayed the same, well, then Carrie's just still sick.

But Carrie is sick.

She's not feeling the golden spirit.

And we wish her well, but she will be sneaking in in special ways here every once in a while.

But as you know, this is a podcast where we watch an episode of The Golden Girls and then we talk about it.

And today's episode, we watched twice in a lifetime.

And it aired on February 24th, 1990.

I think the Berlin Wall came down right around then maybe.

I don't know.

I could be wrong.

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