Golden Girls: S5E17 - "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 5 episode "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom Tom," where they ponder the logistics of Vacuum Slacks, if Blanche truly would have given up sex, and how Helen Hunt would say the word "cock." Tune in next week when we watch "An Illegitimate Concern!"

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0:00.0	I have to say what I feel.
0:06.5	Miami has so much appeal.
0:09.1	A great place to get a seafood meal.
0:15.1	Miami.
0:21.6	Miami. Miami.
0:25.0	Picture at Los Angeles, 2017.
0:31.1	Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to.
0:34.4	I am H. Allen Scott.
0:35.7	And I'm Carrie Doherty.
0:41.9	And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls.
0:42.5	And then what?
0:45.1	We talk about it.
0:52.1	We just watched season five, episode 17, like the beep, beep, beep of the Tom Tom.
0:53.9	Like the Beep, Beep, Beep of the Tom Tom. Which aired on February 10th, 1990, and is the episode where Blanche gets a pacemaker and wants to stop having sex. Blanche gets a pacemaker. Do you have a pacemaker? No, I don't have a pacemaker. Have you ever had sex with someone with a pacemaker? I have not, have you? No. I mean, I've had sex with someone who didn't have a right leg. Oh.
0:54.8	Very different.
1:44.5	Yeah, that's very different. It was fine, though. Do you lump anybody with any sort of, like, I feel like you just sort of lumped that person in with someone who might have a pacemaker. Well, yeah, you know, they bring something. They bring a special health ailment to the sexual situation, which is always interesting. I do too. I have one testicle. You know, and I have a very visible scar. Is this something that did you have this conversation before? Like at what point or was it just like, oh, you don't have a, oh, and you don't have a test. Like, where did this all come out? did this all come out with him i knew he didn't have a leg because that's that's kind of a hard thing to not like
1:50.1	warn someone of you know what i mean like i mean it depends are you wearing are you wearing pants
1:54.9	and then do you get undressed in a dark room yes of course like, a leg is one of those things that,
2:01.6	you know,
2:02.2	you prep someone for. Like if someone takes off their pants and it's like, whoa, you don't have a leg. Like, that would be, for me, that would be a fun surprise, but I have a feeling that person probably has encountered some, you know, issues in the past, perhaps. and I feel like they would probably be,
2:00.0	it's,
2:00.2	it's,
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