I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami, you've got style.

A picture at Los Angeles, 2015.

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to.

I'm H. Allen Scott.

And I'm Carrie Dardy.

And this is a podcast where we have a friend

over to watch an episode of La Golden Girls and then we talk about it. Yes. And we just watched

Season 2, Episode 11, was The Nightmare Before Christmas, which aired on December 20th,

1986. The last episode of 1986?

Yeah, and also their first holiday episode, which is pretty exciting.

And this is the episode where the girls, they try to-

So many antics.

So many antics.

There are a lot of, there's a lot going on, but they try, they try to have a,

they try to have a great Christmas and lots of things. Just get in their way of their joy. Yeah. I think so. So, yeah. It was a good episode. It's one of my, it's, I mean, it's not one of my favorites, but it's one that I remember. Mm-hmm. I remember the clothes very well. Yeah. You know. Yeah, we'll have a lot to talk about. Yeah, and we have an amazing guest here with us today. I have known her for like all of a week. No. For years, years, years, years. We go back to New York. Funny, funny, funny comedian, guys, put your hands together. Or now I'm doing it like a show. Put your hands together, everyone, for Jocelyn Hills. Hey! Hey! Did you get your drink tickets? Did you get your drink tickets? Thank you.

Yeah, we don't pay. When am I up? So we're going to let you... We're going to let you at 8. But you actually have like 90 minutes. But we're going to let you at 8. Right, yeah. These are all stand-up jokes. Actually, it's a storytelling show. Oh. What did you say? Nothing. Oh. We still need to know all that information. Yeah. So what's your history with the Golden Girls? Tell us a little something about you. I haven't watched The Golden Girls in quite a while. Why? I don't. You know, there's a lot of dance moms getting in the way. Sure. Are you a fan of dance moms? Oh, yeah. I am obsessed with dance moms. I never want to do. I love it. Yeah. And I... Do you believe her weight loss? Because I don't. Well, I'm going to tell you what.

I met her in person because she was on a show I was working on. And it was like the most nervous I've ever been.

Like, she is just as crazy as she is on the show in real life.

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