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Golden Bachelor Ep 3 - ASKN For No More Poop Baby

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Game of Roses

Tv & Film, Entertainment News, News, Comedy

4.75.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Pacecase and Bachelorclues break down all the best plays, biggest errors, and cutest creatures of The Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise season 9!

*BIP breakdown starts at 46:00*


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0:00.0

It's the Game of Roses! Welcome to the Game of Roses! This is the Game of Roses! Welcome to the Game of Roses!

0:12.6

I want this part of the room to repeat after me! Uh-huh! Is that vagina?

0:22.3

Welcome to Game of Roses! This is Pace Case!

0:28.4

This is Bachelor Clues, and I'm wearing a t-shirt that says,

0:32.7

I survived the poop baby arc in Bachelor and Paradise Season 9.

0:38.1

How do you know that? The arc hasn't finished. Oh my god, you're right! Maybe I don't think we're

0:42.3

gonna survive the first part of that arc. I mean, it truly feels like I have- I'm wearing a t-shirt

0:48.6

and it says, Bad at Job! Ooh! I think this is the worst Bachelor and Paradise episode I've ever seen.

0:54.4

It's not just the worst Bachelor and Paradise episode you've ever seen. It's the worst

0:58.7

Bachelor and Paradise episode that's ever been made, period. Wait, you think there's ones that have

1:04.0

been made that I haven't seen? No, I guess it's the same pool of items. I literally was like,

1:13.1

wait, there's Bachelor and Paradise seasons that are on the cutting room floor that I haven't seen,

1:16.8

and I was like, I want to see them. Of course there are! I made up a whole town. There's footage! Look,

1:21.5

producers, ABC, Warner Brothers, I know you'll never do this. Give me all of the raw footage from

1:26.7

Bachelor and Paradise Season 9. Let me cut a season for you. I will give you a much better season,

1:33.4

because what you got here is a fucking mess. And my main character would be Olivia.

1:38.5

She is your whole show at this point. You're not giving her enough to do, but this Bachelor

1:42.6

and Paradise is a sad state of affairs. No doubt about it. There's no beating around that bush.

1:48.2

And if you are listening, anyone at ABC, it is not too late. You can alter this order,

1:54.2

and I know that you would like to, because Golden Bachelor is crushing the ratings. It's a massive hit,

1:58.5

a cultural phenomenon. Give us two hours of Golden Bachelor and one hour of Paradise. Make them

2:04.3

recut the shows. This is possible to do. In fact, may be so bold. We need it.

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