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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Danielle. Yes. What's it all about? Well, Crystal is getting married and Chelsea is the maid of honor. So she says, I want to call on phone tap her. The wedding is about a month away. And I'm going to tell her, yeah, you know what? I can't make it anymore. And that's what she did.

And she did a good job, too. That's got to be a bit devastating. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, let's see what happens in today's phone town. Hello? Hey, it's Chelsea. Hey. Listen, you're going to kill me. Don't freak me out.

No, no, no.

Listen, Vic just revealed to me that he has planned a vacation to the Bahamas for us.

Well, that's exciting.

Yeah.

So it's, the thing is, it's the same weekend as your wedding.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not.

You know that he's not good with dates and it's...

Okay, well, why totally re-scit-mulled?

Why can't it be a different weekend? Why can't he move it?

Because he dumped like $2,500 on this whole trip.

I don't care. This is my wedding day. You're my best friend.

I know. But he, you know, he just like, it totally... You know but he you know he just like it totally you know guys

are horrible with dates it totally slipped his mind and he's like now he's like hopping on me

because it was a nice thing for him to do he wanted to surprise me with this whole trip there was a

romantic getaway for us and so now he's like giving me all this guilt.

Like I'm, you know, like now I'm the bad guy.

So now I have him, you know, pissed off at me because I'm... I don't know what you think you want me to stay here, but I think you really, like, tell him to take his buddy or his mom.

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