God Trolls The Hell Out Of Judgy Heathens On The Internet

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🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this glorious God Pod episode, the "silly gang" Jesus and Mary Mags join me to talk TV shows, Trump trying to manifest himself out of crimes, prison's basement, the slow-moving moral arc of the universe, and Jediism. On JFC LOL we discuss Lil Nas X ordering pizza for Christian protesters, Umass football's Pride Day vs Liberty University, Benny the butt plug, Eminem topping the Christian billboard charts, Kanye not reading books, and I read Facebook troll comments. On Holy S*** we read Adam Levine's sext memes, chat about Beyond Meat's cannibalistic behavior, and lubing the highway. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the God pod I cut off their names because unlike them I am a merciful and loving God. That's nice of you
0:08.0	Also a problem to get me bent
0:12.0	No, no, no comes from a place of fury and righteous indignation believe me
0:16.3	There are other ways to go ruin the world if you wanted to very effective ones
0:21.0	At least I'm distracting them from doing that. That's true. You are offering us service
0:27.0	I hate she will be loved. I hate she will be loved. That's not a loop in hell
0:35.0	No, she won't know
0:38.0	Oh stop
0:40.0	It's like baby shark knives in my brain if you want to torture God and hell you just put that on the loop
0:57.0	Oh
1:00.3	Hello, dear listener. This is the God pod on God and I'm still mad
1:05.0	They edited out from the Bible that Jesus got his powers from being baptized in a river of toxic waste
1:12.3	What's up Jesus? How's it going? Yeah, that was a pretty cool element of my life wasn't it?
1:17.0	Why did they cut that out? I wonder then they stole it and they gave it as the background for the Joker
1:24.5	Oh
1:25.5	And at least the Michael Keaton Joker Batman movie. I am the OG Joker. Don't get it twisted. Also here is Mary mags. What's up Mary?
1:34.5	Hello
1:36.5	Hey, oh
1:37.5	The people's champion everyone's favorite Mary mags. I think they want you in every episode Mary. Well, are you listening?
1:47.5	Are you up for it? Are you up for it? I think you did a couple weeks a couple weeks two episodes a week
1:53.0	You were
1:55.0	You were getting a little salty
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