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The God Pod

God Reveals Future Super Liberal Supreme Court Justices

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, COVID! Kevin Kovid returns to discuss how things have been going. The panel reviews Borat 2 and talks Halloween. God got blocked by Kirstie Alley, Trump stormed out of an interview, and right-wing Catholics turned on the Pope. Later, the panel discusses Judge Handmaid Tale’s confirmation. Finally, God reveals His future Supreme Court picks and issues a NEW COMMANDMENT. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the good lord with the most, the one and only

0:09.1

Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

0:15.0

I'm here today with the God Squad.

0:17.0

Hey Jesus, Hey Holy Ghost, Hey Moses.

0:20.0

Hey Dad.

0:22.0

Holy Ghost, welcome back. You were you were gone last week smiting.

0:25.3

Yeah. I've been very busy smatting. Smaten? Smaten. Smaten?

0:30.0

Very good. Very good. Anything you can tell us about or is it all top secret?

0:34.0

All top secret stuff that I find out about at the same time you do.

0:38.0

Right, right, right.

0:40.0

All right, well if you enjoy the God pod, then subscribe.

0:43.6

The God pod is available everywhere you get podcasts.

0:46.6

Also, you'll gain access to an extra 90 minutes of the God pod every week by joining our Patreon.

0:54.0

Become a heathen today at Patreon.com slash the God pod.

0:58.0

It's only like a dollar to a month, you know, or five bucks.

1:03.7

We're getting, it's a crazy deal, okay?

1:05.8

This is way better than Disney Plus.

1:08.0

They're not giving you shit for that cash.

1:10.4

Or, you know, if you don't have a dollar a month that's fine write us a nice review

1:16.5

Here's one now

1:18.5

Mr. Scientist 73 says on Apple Podcasts

1:22.3

Oh and Mr. Scientist 73, I should mention is from Great Britain,

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