God Bless Football: Can of Fake Snakes
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Meadowlark Media
4.7 • 32.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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| 1:12.0 | God bless football, Billy Gil. God bless football, Stugots. Huh? Thursday night football, we thought |
| 1:18.9 | it might be a good one. Not really. It was a total dud. I am so proud of you for the first time. |
| 1:24.3 | You didn't say, hey, how you doing? I do care if you were wondering if I care how you're doing. |
| 1:30.8 | How are you doing? I've done it. You saw me yesterday, but I'm doing great. Thank you for asking. |
| 1:35.2 | I mean, it's an early day for us. You know, I'm here. Should a game last night, Patriots and |
| 1:40.4 | Bills, but great uniforms. If the Patriots ever play another game wearing anything but the uniforms |
| 1:46.8 | they wore last night, I'll be disappointed. I mean, seriously. I could do without, and I don't want |
| 1:52.0 | to sound like a cramudge. I could do without the whole Josh Allen Ryan Fitzpatrick love fest, |
| 1:57.3 | because Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't actually love Josh Allen, right? Yeah, I do. I do know that. |
| 2:03.6 | I just feel like maybe Josh Allen's like, oh, Ryan Fitzpatrick, I'm assuming they played together, |
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