We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 536. AC 049, certificate number 42674.

Goat number2674.

Goat glands.

What do you think about goats?

You ever have goats growing up? Never had goats. I've had very limited exposure to goats.

Um... Limited cabrine exposure?

This is a great opportunity to talk about my walk across Europe.

There weren't any goats there, were there?

There were lots of goats, and I met lots of goats on that trip.

Goats...

What's the vibe? Where are Central European goats like friendly? on that And then as you move further south in Europe, further southeast, you get into Romania and the like.

Countries where goats can be like prime minister.

...