GoalLess - The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)

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Dan Le Batard

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4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us to talk about how FIFA made him a wolves fan, World Cup 94, the world’s best kits, Detroit City FC and finally, The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Draft King's Network.
0:05.0	Goaless is presented by Paramount Plus, the home of the UEFA Champions League.
0:15.0	The UEFA Champions League has reached the knockout stage where the best of the best in European club soccer face off to be crowned
0:21.1	champions of Europe.
0:22.3	Experience the excitement of every single game live from now till the final in May
0:26.9	exclusively on Paramount Plus.
0:28.9	Smart Plus.
0:33.7	This week on goal list we come out swinging with Champions League reaction,
0:43.2	throw some jabs at Chelsea over all the stars they've sold,
0:46.0	and put our guest comedian John Glazer on the ropes with some quick hitters.
0:49.9	Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee witty. Let's go.
0:53.8	Go! Go! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee witty. Let's go. Goaless. Welcome to Goaless.
1:13.3	Welcome to Goaless, the chirpy bentums to football's heavyweight champions.
1:18.7	Russell, we are debriefing from a brilliant week of Champions League football.
1:23.9	What have you made of it?
1:25.1	Chaos. My goodness.
1:27.8	I mean, obviously, I watched the Liverpool PSG game, and we took an absolute hammering, a battering.
1:35.6	And you won.
1:36.7	And it was incredible.
1:38.5	It was like, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the work of Bonnie Blue.
1:42.0	I can't say that I am.
1:43.2	She's a lady that recently filmed herself having sex with her thousand men in 12 hours.
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