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You know what I like? I like... Hey, hey, hey. Oh, no.

You know what I like, I like when this game's going on, and inevitably, you'll follow someone on social media.

He'll be like, this game is drunk.

And it's like, no.

Drunk is when, like, one team throws an interception, then the other team on the next play. This is like the game that you're like, hey, where'd this game go? We haven't seen them in a couple of hours. And you go back in the bathroom at the bar and they're passed out in the stall on the ground with their head in the toilet and they're wearing a shirt that says, take me drunk, I'm home. It was an unbelievable thing. I cannot believe that the Cowboys made a play, maybe the worst play of the year, which was the McLaren play, and that kind of breakdown and not tackling him. I mean, that was an awful play. There's actually no reason this should happen. I credit it. I said it's like Case Keen and Bistoph Stefan Dix. I think I said the Super Dump,

but you know what I mean? This was, I understand why that happened. The St. Safety fell down. This is just like the Cowboys just kind of let him run by. It's probably the worst play of the year. And the Cowboys won. They won this game when they let this play happen. It's in a crazy, crazy, exciting finish.

And here's what I would say to you,

Cowboys fans.

I'm not going to tell you not to check the schedule this morning. If you want to go check the schedule and find how you can make the playoffs, that's fine. That's what football is all about. That's what this time of year is all about. I'm not going to discourage you from doing it and saying you're going to make a miracle run with Cooper Rush. Go ahead and look, but I will say this, I don't recognize this commanders team from the one we saw in September and early October. We were having jokes that, like, we said that Tresway, the commander's punter, was the Maytag man because they never need him. Tresway literally dressed up as the Maytag man for Halloween because of what we said on this show.

Now I see him out there all the time. They constantly are using the Maytag man. Jane Dandals does not look like anything like early season. Jane Dandals. I know he was hurt. He's a rookie. I don't want to be too hard on him. They've lost three games in a row. and just don't mess around and blow this thing.

There's a couple really dangerous NFC teams right now.

Seattle's certainly one of them. I've lost three games in a row and just don't mess around and blow this thing. There's a couple really dangerous NFC teams right now.

Seattle's certainly one of them that would be happy to jump in and take a commander's playoff

spot.

Crazy loss yesterday.

I mean, really crazy.

That game was throwing up in the bathroom in the second quarter, it felt like.

But commanders, just be very, very careful on this thing because I thought you were a great defensive team, too. You haven't been that either. Listen, I predicted the beginning of the season that Josh Allen will win MVP, and maybe he will. That's who I think will win it at the beginning of season. I want Sequin to win it. I want to break the deal here. I don't want to have quarterbacks every single year.

Guys, let's get into the superlatives.

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