Gloop: Rife With Revenge

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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This week Tom and Julie question everything they know about podcasting while watching The Rizzler on Theo Von's podcast. Plus, Matt Rife bought the Annabelle doll, we finally get photographic evidence of Ted Cruz's sandwich eating habits, and Tom and Julie quiz each other on how well they know the lyrics from the Beastie Boys album Paul's Boutique. Subscribe to our YouTube channel right now for new video content coming 8/27 at ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: -Matt Rife bought Annabelle https://www.instagram.com/p/DM1S1wqPjwU/ -The Rizzler on Theo Von's podcast https://www.tiktok.com/@dailycomedyplug/video/7535139243618848013r=1&t=ZT-8yeXIsgV54Q https://www.tiktok.com/@talksofthetown/video/7535306507450092814r=1&t=ZT-8yeXhEXPVeQ Patreon is the best way to support Double Threat! Your support keeps the show going and we appreciate it more than we can say. Plus you get weekly bonus episodes, access to monthly livestreams, and more! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patreon.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ *Reddit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ *Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SEND SUBMISSIONS TO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Joe Frontel 00:00 Intro 19:56 Matt Rife bought Annabelle 33:37 The Rizzler on Theo Von's podcast 55:58 Ted Cruz licks his sandwich 1:00:52 Finish the verse from Paul's Boutique 1:24:26 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mmm, I love ravioli.
0:01.7	Oh, Tanta Fam.
0:01.1	Since when do you speak Italian? Since we partnered with SAP Concur, their integrated travel and expense platform and breakthrough solutions with AI gave me time back to dive into our financial future. We expand into Europe in 27, so I'm getting ready. Well, you can predict the future? I can predict you'll like that message. What message? Oh, hey, we all got bonuses.
0:22.1	You can save for college now.
0:23.3	I don't have kids.
0:24.8	Hmm, you don't say.
0:27.8	SAP Concur helps your business move forward faster.
0:29.6	Learn more at Concur.com.
0:31.9	You've reached the final level.
0:34.4	The spicy McNuggets side mission.
0:37.1	Maximum flavor, crispy crunch, and a spicy dip with a kick.
0:39.5	Are you ready?
0:41.5	Spicey McNuggets for a limited time only.
0:44.8	Until the night of September 25, fees apply to delivery.
0:47.2	Participation and price may vary.
0:48.3	Subject to availability, serving times apply.
0:50.2	Forever!
0:52.7	Dog!
0:53.8	Are you ready for some fun? Always. I was born ready for some fun?
0:56.0	Always.
0:56.8	I was born ready for some fun.
0:59.2	Yeah. Well, what's that?
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