Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #17 - Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard (PREVIEW)

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🗓️ 7 May 2020

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On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric regales Andrew and Steve with the tale of the infamous Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard! Everyone remembers Gartogg, right? That one pig person who was a guard in Jabba's Palace? And how he was always—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this full Gleep Glossary entry, along with hours upon hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content that isn't available anywhere else!

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0:00.0	The males are trained from birth in warfare and weaponry.
0:15.7	As adults, their time is spent pillaging other gormarian clans while the women slave
0:21.5	at home.
0:22.5	Whoa!
0:23.5	Crazy.
0:24.5	Just thrown around the S word like that.
0:26.7	I mean...
0:27.7	We've got it in Star Wars.
0:28.7	We fucking can't get enough of that word.
0:30.7	Strume.
0:31.7	These poor sign creatures are experts at using ancient weapons as using a blaster on
0:38.1	Gamor is considered de-class-say.
0:40.6	Wow, dude.
0:41.6	Yeah, they're too advanced for that.
0:45.4	I respect the Gamerians.
0:50.2	That is a class of people I understand.
0:53.7	A dripping axe, a relic of a more civilized time.
1:00.7	Luke, when we go to Alderan, I hope I get to this Gamerian whorehouse that knows me by
1:06.6	name.
1:07.6	No one fucks better than a Gamerian prostitute.
1:11.6	You'll get down in the slop quick.
1:14.6	It's efficient.
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