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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2019

⏱️ 3 minutes

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On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now. Instantly access this show and hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

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0:00.0

The Lars' were trying to protect Luke from ever finding out that Darth Vader was his father.

0:16.1

Fat chance!

0:17.4

So did this fucking uncle Owen know this information about Darth Vader?

0:21.2

I guess so.

0:22.0

Absolutely.

0:23.0

Hey, hey, bro, you get a load of this.

0:25.0

You know that son of a bitch that used to hang around here like flashy fuck.

0:28.4

He's the hangout of my brother Ben.

0:29.8

Yeah, he turned out to be Darth Vader.

0:32.0

Yeah, big surprise.

0:33.4

Yeah, you know what?

0:34.1

Guess you called that, babe.

0:35.6

Yes, you called that, babe.

0:37.8

I told you that guy was a scumbag.

0:39.6

I knew he had the dark side in him when he insulted your cookin'.

0:42.6

He came out our life day party, acted like his shit didn't stink.

0:48.6

Well, guess what, baby?

0:51.0

He grew up to be Darth Vader.

0:53.2

And he's like, oh, you're wearing a Benthagirzy to, uh...

0:57.8

to the party and I'm like, yeah, I love the Benthagirzy.

1:00.9

He's my favorite team.

1:02.1

And he's like, ah, well, I thought I thought we were in tokens, only tokens, only.

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