Giving My Penis To Science

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

Comedy

4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

David gets a suspicious gift from a fan, Jason takes his ex-wife to the Vampire Weekend concert, and the guys interview Jason's new assistant Dima. Plus, David and Natalie declare an Adam Sandler film the greatest movie of all time and Jason visits the penis doctor to find out he's being used as a test subject. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys, welcome to the views.
0:02.6	The podcast where David's trying to build a pool.
0:05.0	Whoa, you literally stole my line.
0:07.0	Go ahead, go. Say it, let me say it.
0:08.7	No, no, just forget it.
0:10.5	If you don't want to take this podcast seriously,
0:13.5	if you don't want to follow the structure we have,
0:16.3	build for ourselves.
0:17.2	I've been here since 11 o'clock.
0:19.4	It is 128.
0:20.6	Demon and I have been here for two and a half hours
0:22.6	waiting for you to put that mic up to your stupid fat idiot face.
0:25.5	I was resting, you dumb fuck.
0:27.3	Yeah, and I was nice about it.
0:28.8	I even came in and was like, hey, bud, you want to take another 15 minutes?
0:31.3	You know how that'd be good?
0:32.3	It is.
0:33.3	And you took another 45.
0:34.3	You know how difficult it is to talk to you?
0:35.9	I need all the sleep I can get, motherfucker.
0:37.7	Oh, I know.
0:38.7	It's so hard being you with your fans that love you and adore you everywhere you go.
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