Girlfriend Floods My New House

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

VIEWS

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4.8 • 75.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show... Jason and David give their thoughts on Thanksgiving, and what they're thankful for. Also, David is unhappy that Jason doesn't flush after he pees, and goes on to explain the chain of events that led to a poop-water flood inside his new home. Plus, the guys talk about tomorrow's live show, in Chicago, and revisit Jason's children believing in Santa. Welcome to VIEWS Check out Jason and David's vlogs, here: David's YouTube Channel Jason's YouTube Channel To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys welcome back to views the podcast where Jason ditched out on his family and is chilling with me in a small suburban town in Illinois
0:09.0	What's the explanation for that? I'm here to make some cash bro. Yeah live show tomorrow is cash gonna make your kids love you
0:17.4	It doesn't hurt. It makes them respect me
0:21.6	And your kids are okay with you guys his kids aren't here his kids are in Boston
0:26.0	It's a bold father move. Are you are you dare call you dare calling me a crappy dad? Yes a shitty dad?
0:34.0	Yes, that what you're saying yes all the work I put in with my children yes, and I take care of you and because I need taking care of and you know that
0:42.4	Don't bring this up on the podcast. You do need take care of your more work than Wyatt
0:46.3	Yes, because he has an iPhone X so he can hang out you didn't buy me an iPhone X
0:50.6	It's hard for me to just chill. I don't have something to occupy my time like that
0:54.6	Oh the three of us are so happy with our iPhone X's and you don't have one that so wonderful guys
1:00.0	I don't know I don't know why this conversation took such a nasty turn
1:03.4	Oh, no, and let's blame David for Jason's father mistakes. We're just sending it
1:07.6	We're just sending it made big emojis just all day long if Wyatt and Charlie were my kids
1:13.3	I'd make sure that we would be together for Thanksgiving. I had a Thanksgiving on Tuesday with my mom and dad and Wyatt and Charlie
1:21.1	I was in Boston yesterday. I took them on the train to New York to drop them with their mom and then I flew fucking here to do this podcast with you
1:29.6	Don't point at me like it was my idea to do this podcast. Oh, it was your idea
1:33.9	You have this thing which is like the podcast is such an albatross and you don't want to do it and it's like
1:40.5	Character I love it, but I have to pretend like I hate it. Then don't do it quit. Okay. Yeah
1:46.1	He just dropped the mic everybody
2:00.5	God damn it. That was another long intro brought to you by David and Jason guys
2:04.3	It's their views podcast. It's Thanksgiving day right now
2:06.8	We're a day away from our Chicago meet and greet in Chicago live show, which is gonna happen tomorrow in Rosemont
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