This is urgent care.

Urgent Care is the place you go when you don't have any other option. Urgent Care.

Urgent Care. I see a lot of myself in this collar.

Same here.

Whoo, weoo, we, we, we,

A perfect harmony. harmony.

harmony.

No notes from us on the harmony.

And that's the episode.

Thanks so much for tuning in.

This is of course urgent care. I'm Joel Kimboster. I'm Meacher

Johari. And we're here to help you. To the best of our limited.

Limited. Practically non-existent ability.

Which is of course the story of every doctor who spent years in medical school at urgent care

We are they are

Basically useless. I want to go on record as saying that everyone at urgent care

Basically just pulled it off the street, thrown in scrubs. Doctors are fake. Doctors are fake. Doctors are fake.

Doctors are fake. I was on a cruiseake. I was on a cruise once in about, I want to say like,

4.35 a.m. over the PA, they were like, it was a gay cruise and they were like like, is there a doctor on board? We need a doctor.

And I was surrounded truly by three or four doctors who were all so fucked out of their mind on drugs that they were all like,

we can't help. And it really did make you sort of made me realize like your doctor can be anybody.

Cracked out like you know drug strap wearing man just like feet away from you who's sort of hearing an

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