Giantslayer Episode 14 - Weekend at Carl's

The Glass Cannon Podcast

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4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One horrible crime averted, the group turns their attention to thwarting another. But will Lorc survive a brutal self-inflicted wound and help save an innocent family? WARNING: This particular episode deals with dark and mature themes. As we were discovering the voice of the show early on, our improvisation led us down paths exploring the horrific nature of orc society. Please be assured that we course corrected to stray away from these themes as the podcast continued. Become a supporter of the podcast at our Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/glasscannon You can help us unlock goals for the future while unlocking fun GCP exclusive rewards for yourself!

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0:00.0	This week on The Glass Cannon Podcast, there's two taps people in this world.
0:06.4	Those with loaded guns and those with the DA.
0:09.6	Gormally wants to settle the score with the murderous orcs.
0:15.0	Gormally takes an arrow from her crossbow bolt.
0:17.6	He goes up to the corpse of the orc that was going to rape her.
0:20.2	It just starts to carve a giant X across its chest.
0:24.0	Oh my god.
0:25.6	And says, get even.
0:27.4	Lorc makes a critical mistake.
0:30.2	Critical mistake, the attack hits you and is a critical threat.
0:34.6	Oh my god.
0:35.6	That is the worst critical card we've ever drawn.
0:38.6	Galabras displays his king power of medical observation.
0:43.0	He has an axe right through the middle of his head.
0:45.8	Ugh, fuck.
0:47.4	Those are usually fatal.
0:50.6	And the orcs try to paint the town purple.
0:54.0	It's a non-concentral manicure effect.
0:56.2	No purple look good on your toes.
0:59.2	No, no, no.
1:00.2	I'm a winter.
1:01.2	I'm a winter.
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