4.9 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Mazel Morons! Brace yourselves, because today we’re coming in HOT. We’re kicking things off with a little talk about Jewish superstition, life expectancy, procreation, and of course, the politics of a fart. Later, we get into the jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN’T tell at the Golden Globes and answer YOUR messages about guys nights and gross presents. What, are you NUTS? Love you guys!
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0:04.4 | Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys. |
0:11.4 | A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys. |
0:18.2 | And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? |
0:24.3 | Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. |
0:32.3 | Benny Boy, fellow father. I was thinking about this, and hope you'll share because every time I bring up your |
0:38.6 | beautiful baby to be, you're always hitting it with this. Baruch Hashem, Baruch Hashem, B.H., B.H., |
0:44.2 | you know, praise God, love God. Explain the superstition amongst Jews and a baby to be. |
0:53.0 | I think we're just realists. |
0:54.8 | Like, I think it's true. |
0:56.7 | Like, I think everybody walks around happy go lucky, which is really an amazing way to live. |
1:02.1 | And I do live my, most of my life that way, where I am an optimist through and through. |
1:07.7 | But I have, as I think a lot of us, I have like, I have many people in my |
1:12.9 | orbit that have had late stage complications. Like I've had, my mom had a miscarriage. Like, |
1:19.8 | these things happen. And so to, to walk around as if can't, there's just something about the gravity of the situation that makes |
1:31.1 | you just want to say, I want to be so excited, I am so excited, I'm holding my breath and just |
1:37.8 | B.H. I don't know. I don't know. That's, hopefully that makes sense because I don't, |
1:43.4 | it's just, it's, it's just a gut feeling like |
1:45.7 | people bring it up i'm like it's amazing if it happens and like like thank god everything's |
1:51.5 | going well and it looks good and healthy it's just scary man that's all i think we're just scared |
1:56.8 | but also jews don't we don't create a room until the baby's here. You don't build a nursery. You don't have showers or any of that, right? |
2:05.8 | No, nothing. Nothing. No, once the baby is born, then you do, you go hog wild. |
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