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🗓️ 9 November 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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This week, Michelle and Jordan break it down with comedian/writer/act-OR, Chanel Ali. Jordan tells an unfortunate tale of finding a literal shit stain in a Mississippi hotel room (like ya do!), Michelle and Chanel discover a shared love for quiet, strong "boom operators" - shouts to Sade! And Chanel reveals the biggest surprise of all: AARP cards aren't just for your grandparents -- single, young ladies, get you an AARP no MATTER your age!
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| 0:00.0 | It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child. |
| 0:04.4 | For many, it's their biggest fear. |
| 0:06.4 | Amarissa Jones, host of The Vanished. |
| 0:08.9 | A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases, |
| 0:13.6 | in an effort to uncover the truth. |
| 0:15.8 | Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:20.0 | I was having the wave of serenceras. I don't know what you were having. |
| 0:22.5 | Oh, you know, I like a little savory little sweet now. So yeah, I was doing like an ex-benedict |
| 0:28.3 | because I love anything that's like 2000 calories, followed by a lemon ricotta pancake. |
| 0:37.5 | Stir it off with the bloody Mary that had like a road to three chicken in it. |
| 0:41.9 | And then just bulini, bulini, bulini, bulini. |
| 0:46.0 | Bulini, I barely know her. |
| 0:47.8 | And then definitely ended on and it's breast and martini because I got to drive home. |
| 0:53.2 | Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. |
| 0:56.4 | I'm sure this is all fake. It's all fake. |
| 1:08.2 | What's up? Welcome to Adolting. I'm Jordan Carlos. I'm joined as always by my co from Go, |
| 1:12.7 | Michelle Butteau. How you doing, Michelle? Look at you with your eyeliner on. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:17.9 | I mean, you give compliments like a single auntie at a family reunion. Look at you. |
| 1:28.6 | I'm giving a shit about the way you look at what? Not bitch. |
| 1:31.9 | You think you're too much? Because you got deodorant with the luminum bitch. |
| 1:36.1 | I'll see you with your brow. It's like you can't just be like you look nice today. |
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