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Team, we've done it.

Team, we've done it. We've taken all of the most iconic video game characters of all time

and genetically engineered a perfect combination of all of them, all of the attributes of the biggest most successful video game franchise characters.

This character is going to be huge, we're going to be rolling out some games and it's going to have all the playstiles of all these iconic characters.

Laura Croft, Mario, Agent 47, Sonic, Sackboy, Pac-Man, and so many more all rolled into one just

perfect character. I'm very very excited what we did here today. Mario's mustache,

Lynx inability to speak, Solid Snake's mullet, Laura Crofts rack, Master Chief's voice.

Pac-Man's ability to eat.

And you know what he eats?

Crash Bandicoot's Wampah Fruit.

That's the one thing he eats.

It's kind of, that's the sort of...

And he eats it really fast like Sonic would heat it so so fast and he's

also got Sonic shoes and there's a barcode on his on his neck and pink belly and he's got a

barcode on his neck but he definitely has a pink belly, the pink

his belly you've ever seen.

And he's also from the Old West,

like Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption.

That's right, yeah.

And he's also from the city.

He's also from the city. He's also from the city. Like CJ from Grand Theft Auto.

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