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Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #76 | What’s blue and is a circle?

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.75.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

After two weeks on the lam, I’m back to talk about my road trip and all the weird places I visited in Niagara Falls, rural Ontario, and Montreal. Turns out Niagara Falls is trashier than ever, rural Ontario is still paradise, and Montreal has completely lost its mind.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's blue and is a circle?

0:07.9

A butt cheek. What's wearing blue pants?

0:13.9

I got to put a book together of my son's

0:16.7

Vriddles as he calls him. He's five and that was one of them.

0:22.3

I love that he says what?

0:24.7

It's for that. It's actually a common mistake in British working class parlors.

0:32.5

Like if you watch With nail and I, one of the greatest movies of all time,

0:36.5

we've got an holiday by mistake. Myelo is a big fan of that movie too. We always quote each

0:42.4

quote it to each other. I've just been called a pounce. We have to go with now.

0:48.4

What fuckers said that? I did. I called him a pounce and I'm calling you a pounce,

0:55.8

your pounce and immediately with nail goes, I have a hot condition.

1:01.5

If you hit me, it's murder. He's the whole movie he goes from remarkable hubris ready to take

1:08.4

on the world through the second. There's any kind of conflict. He collapses and becomes the weakest man.

1:16.2

I love it. We all have a friend like that. He's usually a drunk. I think the guy with nail is

1:21.2

based on his actually deed, unfortunately. But anyway, yeah, there's a stoner in it.

1:28.7

He says, me and my partner pursue me and head. We're working on a dull watch shit set self.

1:37.4

They like that a little girl. He says, yeah, dull watch shit set. That's what my son says.

1:44.6

He says, are we going in that place? What has a go kart?

1:49.6

So I think it would be really cool. He made this drawing yesterday of penises,

1:54.4

shooting paste right up. It's like a quiz. I had to show him how to write these different sentences

1:59.6

because he can't write. He made me write out. What do you do with when the penises are attacking?

2:08.5

Do you go under? Do you go over or do you shoot them? Then he had this whole sort of a chart.

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