Get Off My Lawn Podcast #60 | It must be weird to be gay

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

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🗓️ 22 June 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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This was supposed to be about how weird it is to be gay but I went off on a tangent about some jerk who peed all over the toilet seat in Montreal and I sat on it. How are we, in a modern Western society, having to wash stranger’s pee off our butt cheeks and legs?

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0:00.0	It must be weird to be gay.
0:04.0	It's literally weird.
0:07.0	You know what I mean?
0:09.0	Like it's weird to be an albino.
0:11.0	And it's weird to be super tall.
0:13.0	Fuck.
0:15.0	Hey people who meet tall people.
0:17.0	I've said this a lot.
0:19.0	Stop asking them how tall they are.
0:22.0	And stop asking them if they play basketball.
0:25.0	Alright, they already have a huge handicap.
0:27.0	And that doesn't involve pussy, by the way.
0:29.0	Those guys get insanely laid.
0:31.0	So don't feel bad for them.
0:32.0	But they're always ducking under things.
0:34.0	And they're always slouching so they can get down to people.
0:36.0	And at parties, they tend not to talk to people
0:39.0	because you have to crane your neck to look at them.
0:43.0	But asking them how tall they are, you know, I'm six-seven.
0:48.0	That's so boring.
0:50.0	I hate you.
0:52.0	It's like when people say, what do you do?
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