Did you know whales or dogs? I?

Like saying that to people because it freaks them out, but it's true

That's really my job as a person who tells people stuff that it has to be weird, right?

Like if if I tell you did you know the whales are soaked?

You'd go thanks buddy. Thanks for coming out

Thanks for your input

No whales or dogs

They started out as some weird wolf thing lick a hydrus or something it just looks exactly like a wolf and

Over millions and millions and millions and millions of years. I don't know how many million I think 50 million I want to say

So they're the edge of the river bed and they notice there's little guys there crawfish and stuff

Sucks them back, but there's also minnows and stuff in the water

Hold on a sec. Sploosh, sploosh, sploosh, sploosh, and they start getting in the water and

Then they start swimming around because there's even better fish even a little farther down

So next thing you know they're pause how those little do hikis in between their fingers and

Now they're really swimming and then they're the long legs become less and less helpful

And so they start getting shorter shorter little stubby like teradactyl things and little short stubby legs

And then their tail gets sort of flatter and wider, right?

The ones who are good at doing this breed more that's how evolution works and the next thing you know

You kind of have a whale with a dog head kind of

There's one that would be a cool time out of those 50 million years

That would be a cool time to choose it as a pet if I was oh my god if I was a time traveler

I'd have the coolest pets. What's that? That's my pet whale dog. I feed him teradactyls

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