Why does everything have to be so perfumed?

Whose idea was this? This is another thing where no one was asked they just started doing it. It's like fake tits

No one asked me. I don't want those. I don't think men

Were consulted. I think women went oh, it's juping. Oh, it looks like a grapefruit in a gym sock

I got to make it look like a a weird bowling ball tumor and

So they got them and

Actually did meet a guy who likes them and I felt like I said dude you should be in a museum

I want to I want to put you on a little glass booth and people can ask you questions

You're feeling something that's man-made

So my dad could have them that tit you're feeling right now

That's my dad's chest. He shaved it. He stretched the skin and now he has a fake tit

Now if you've had a mesectomy or something, I'm sorry to shit on your tits

but

That's obviously you're fine. You're good

Melissa if you're listening to this and I know you're missing a nipple. I think you should get one tattooed on

You have to concede

That your fake tit isn't as nice as your real tit. It's it's not gross. It's not like guys go ill whatever

Men are very open in fact the fattest cow that one it looks like grimace at Walmart

She has four kids. There's a dude is like whatever. I'll just do it from the back. So we're not very strict

but

If you want to get down to it, we're not fans of those I don't think that

They're made for men even like every time you see any kind of plastic surgery too

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