I didn't really quit Fox News. Fox News quit me. I like to say I quit Fox News. It sounds

better. It's more face saving. But that's sort of like courting a model for eight years

and never really sleeping with her and then going, you're dumped. You're in the friend zone

as David Chang would say. But I don't, I don't admit. It's a cool place to quote unquote

work, but I don't really miss it. I mean, the structure of being a regular guest on that

network is you come in hours early, you get makeup. Actually, let me just go off for

the tangent already. Makeup is gay. I remember I was doing red eye with Clint Black. I'm going

to be naming a lot of names in this, a lot of gossip about to go down. And he's a cowboy.

And he sat down and they go, can you do, you want to do makeup? Clint goes, no, thank you.

I don't men don't wear makeup. And I thought, God, what a fag I am. Why didn't I say that?

Why did I just sit there in the makeup, literally in the makeup chair and get my foundation put

on?

By the way, the story about me Kimberly Guilful catching me wiping my ass, that's in another

podcast. I think it's celebrity encounters, not repeating that story. I don't think I'll

ever repeat that story. It's been done. But I think this is my theory, right? I think that

the whole concept of makeup on TV comes from the 80s when you had these blinding lights that

made you sweat. Now, if you'll watch my show, get off my lawn on CRTV.com. You'll notice,

I'm never gleaming. I'm never shiny. That's because Sony has figured out how to soften the light.

So when it gets just like iPhones, it was funny when we went to spring training in Port St.

Lucy, they said, sorry, no cameras. And then I started doing interviews just with my iPhone

and my earbuds. And we get back to the studio and the sound quality is perfect. So the only

difference between a $3,000 camera and an $800 lab is you see a white cord coming from one person's

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