Marriage is easy. Divorce is difficult. I'm not getting divorced.

By no people who are, who have, I'm kind of fascinated by divorce,

which is a very romantic thing to be fascinated by when you're married, but

I don't know, ma'am.

I was just with my relatives on the weekend and I was talking to my cousin's wife, whatever the hell that is.

And I was saying, so what's going on? You have siblings? She goes, well, yeah, yeah, you know, I have a step sister

from my dad's first marriage. Well, I was my dad left and then that I was adopted by my stepfather.

And then he, they broke up when I was 18, then he remarried. So they're kids.

And this is usually the story, right? For about 50% of the population,

sorry, I just ran down the hallway.

And every time I get this explained to me from the children of divorce, which is my generation,

Gen X, and everyone after that, I just think, what a mess. What a terrible mess your parents made.

I think that one of the reasons my wife and I are attracted to each other is initially is because

she comes from two parents who are together, I come from two parents are together,

and we knew we'd both be in it for the long haul. And there are some rocky times.

Yeah, there's some ups and downs. You know, I was used as it's like moving to China.

We have to learn a new language and you got to ride it out. I've lived in China for a while, it sucks.

Not a very inspiring episode, is it? Marriage doesn't suck. But if you were to move to China,

you'd have to learn Chinese and read the Chinese newspaper and eat their gross food, learn about

the culture. And then you'd probably get into it. And then I bet three years in, you're sort of like

tout, tout, tout, tout, tout, tout, tout, choud'ing, n'igge, yes, I can say nega if I'm speaking Mandarin.

It means this. When we were last there, Buiya means no, and Niga means that.

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