I'm not proud of this, but I pretended I was retarded.

It's actually a trick I do a lot.

And I think it would be, I would be remiss if I were to discuss years of scams

and, sorry, I ran down the hallway to the studio, some of the little little brat.

I would be remiss if I were to devote this show to hustles and scams and tricks

and not also include the morality of said tricks.

So I don't look like I'm praising them.

Acting like you're retarded at the airport is a nine on the one to ten scale of immorality.

It's about as bad as you can get.

But, flying has become a nightmare.

And when we would go on these flights, business trips, I'm never sitting with my business partner.

Now, we're going to LA to pitch a show.

So I'm just when I had the ad agency and when we also did TV development.

I don't really do business trips anymore.

But we would go in there and it's six hours.

I like to get wasted on flights because if you're in coach and you're drunk, it's first class.

And, you know, you want to sit with your buddy.

Watch movies, joke about it.

That's why I discovered Grand Turino.

We watched it together on a flight to LA.

We were never the same.

In fact, we spent like an hour trying to rewind, which is very difficult on the interface that is on the back of this person's seat in front of you.

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