I almost started to cry in therapy yesterday.

Now obviously by therapy, I don't mean lying in a couch and talking about yourself, which

I'm not a...

I'm not gonna judge you if you're going crazy and you found something that works, but

I don't believe in therapy.

I mean, how would Stern is always talking about you?

Are you in therapy?

And oh, it's very important.

Every single guest they talk about therapy, especially people from LA, like actors,

oh yeah, no, I have a great therapist and Larry David goes every day.

And all the only two things Howard Stern talks about are...

Are you in therapy?

I go every day.

It's very important.

And I'm an agoraphobic mess who can't leave the house and I'm scared of the world.

It's clearly not working, dude.

Photographer Terry Richardson used to go every day, too.

And I go, it's sort of like a calculator or a lawyer where you just...

They become a crutch.

Like if you have a calculator and you use it a lot for all your calculations, you'll

catch yourself going 10 plus 10.

And then you'll say, 20, you'll go, Jesus Christ, my dad would kill me if he knew I'd

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