Get Off My Lawn Podcast #105 | So my son called the cops last night
Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
303246
4.7 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2019
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Gavin's son calls the police. The floor can't be lava. Ryan has tons of parking tickets. Boxing talk, and Ryan wants to get a body blow. Salesmen are pretty skilled. Gavin loses a friend over James Gandolfini's death. Ryan can't tell a story. The soundboard is analyzed. Sex with Oprah. Scary movies. Letting your sexuality define you.
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| 0:00.0 | So my son called the cops last night. |
| 0:06.0 | You know why? |
| 0:08.0 | This really happened? |
| 0:09.0 | Yes. |
| 0:10.0 | My son, my five-year-old son, actually... |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, Johnny? |
| 0:13.0 | Johnny Buffalo, six years old. |
| 0:15.0 | He called the fucking cops. |
| 0:17.0 | You know why? |
| 0:18.0 | Why? |
| 0:19.0 | Because his babysitter said, |
| 0:21.0 | no, you're not, I told you not allowed to watch TV. |
| 0:23.0 | He's just like, you know what? |
| 0:25.0 | Fuck this. |
| 0:26.0 | You can go downstairs. |
| 0:30.0 | Wow. |
| 0:31.0 | We have a rotary phone where he can call my wife and stuff. |
| 0:34.0 | So he knows her number, he knows mine number, he knows 911. |
| 0:37.0 | As all parents should teach their kids to know 911. |
| 0:41.0 | He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm fucking done with this shit. |
| 0:45.0 | 911. |
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