Get Off Chris Gethard’s Lovingly Hand-Tilled Lawn!

Dads: The Podcast

Team Coco

Comedy

4.4 • 847 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We’re wrapping up our first season with one of our favorites: Chris Gethard! Known for his daring, experimental comedy, Chris has been doing jokes about landscaping and fatherhood since moving out to the ‘burbs—and he has feelings about it. He also talks about telling some of his most graphic, embarrassing stories in front of his parents and the time his dad taught him that violence actually CAN solve problems.

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0:00.0	Dance
0:02.0	Dance
0:04.0	Dance
0:12.0	Dance the podcast with your hopes through the glory
0:19.0	A Papa Dad's a Nader's a like with your hopes through the glory A papa dead and not dead like
0:24.6	Here's some dead stories
0:26.4	I want our listeners to always think that
0:32.7	When the show starts
0:34.4	That we're both just standing near like a picket fence and you're like walking by
0:39.1	and like, hey, Roar.
0:41.1	And I'm like, hey, how you doing?
0:43.7	I was like, hey neighbor.
0:44.9	Yeah.
0:46.3	I got a pot of soup on.
0:47.8	You want to come over later?
0:49.3	You know?
0:49.6	Oh my God.
0:50.2	Have you ever left the house with like soup going?
0:53.5	No.
0:57.3	Oh, I picture you on the walk being like, oh, yeah, I got some stew heating up.
0:58.0	I'd be like, what?
0:58.3	Where?
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