Get Me To Bentonville!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Ep#777: Many, many people work for Walmart. But only a select few get chosen to attend the annual Walmart Associates Gathering. Bryan wants to know it all! Every. Last. Detail. Post Malone, Camila Cabello and Jimmy Fallon led this years festivities. However, it's the after hours activities that have B&K wanting more info. Walmart is now offering podcast recording space. Could this be the "jumping of the shark"? Maybe Walmart just wants more content for the on-site radio stations? Maybe the best comedy podcast ever will be born in the belly of the beast? Plus, the Walmart Shareholders meeting turns into a huge party when regular employees get their turn to celebrate. TCBit: Taint Tent 2.0 now available for Burning Man 25'! Watch EP #777 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	With the largest annual gathering of spiritually advanced human beings set to take place in the middle of the desert just weeks from now,
0:16.0	Burning Man attendees from all over the world have just one question on their minds.
0:22.6	How in the world will I get through an entire long weekend without portable air conditioning,
0:27.6	a fully stocked bar, gourmet food options, private air travel, and the best drugs money can buy?
0:33.6	Well, worry no more from the makers of why Brian 3,000 comes the Taint Tent 2.0.
0:41.1	The Taint Tent is a portable 5,000 square foot inflatable luxury condominium that allows you
0:46.8	to enjoy the comforts of home while communing with Crypto Bros, Star Seed Children, Middle-Aged
0:52.6	podcasters, mostly naked influencers, EDM burnouts,
0:57.3	nepo babies, wannabe Hollywood starlets, that bartender from the local pub named Winkle Breath,
1:03.3	and rich naked hippies from all across Silicon Valley. You'll be dropping your high-quality
1:08.3	ecstasy and smoking DMT right from a sacred Indian
1:11.6	desert toad in style.
1:14.0	Don't ever let your high-octane Peruvian marching powder get warm and moist again.
1:18.9	Each tape tent 2.0 comes with its own dehumidifying refrigerator to keep your cocaine
1:24.0	clean, dry, and cool.
1:26.2	And who wants to be bothered with all the chores, like taking out the trash, cooking
1:30.3	your own food or making your own king size luxury bed?
1:34.0	While you're trying to find the meaning of life in the high desert, you'll have at least
1:37.7	10 underpaid non-domesticated workers to answer at your beck and call.
1:42.4	No need to worry about immigration raids here,
1:44.7	you're rich and powerful. Hell, you're the CEO of the next AI Cinderella corporation,
1:50.0	sure to suck the soul from every last living thing. And exclusively, for this year's
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