Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for all you political misfits whose ideas don't neatly fit into whatever

red team and blue team are screaming about this week. I'm your host Andrew

Heaton and I hope you're avoiding humidity. Well we're not going to scream about hyper-partisan

nonsense here. No, not today. We're going to have a fun, thoughtful time because my

guest who I'm very excited about is a thinker par excellence Mr George F. Will and you guys

I'm going to try to convince him to become the show's official sports reporter so fingers crossed.

And barring that, we will talk about his new book, The Conservative Sensibility. But first, the political orphanage is sponsored by the Fire Retardant Suit.

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