Mr. Toys

Hey everybody is this microphone even on I don't think it is if I had to guess

between is it on or isn't it on it's getting a little hotter but it still sort of

feels like everyone is just having to hear me through the strength of my own voice

little more okay I think that seems about right I you know I never go to soundcheck

how can you go to soundcheck when there's a Toby Kees I love this fucking

there's a Toby Kees I blew this fucking place and gave it a dollar

that's a weird name for a restaurant chain I blew this fucking place and gave it a dollar

but sometimes when you blow somebody you're just like I feel like giving them a little tip

for their trouble it's a pretty good way to open the show talking about blowing people

how many dudes here to talk so just a friend just for fun how many um

here we go my name is Doug and I love movies

all right that was good if you just want to be shouted at

that was fucking intense

that's what it sounded like that's what you guys sounded like that's a spot on impression

of you guys because we're coming from from to you once again

like I should not be high when I write the notes for the show like when I write them at 430 I always

or coming to you once again from the next door neighbor of Toby Kees

why don't you blow me it's Zaini's comedy club and Rosemaw Illinois on Monday May 5th

Cinco de Haya

2014 Wolf of Wall Street my dust

uh let me see your name tags Rosemaw I know you guys oh shit I knew you'd have a lot of good ones

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