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Hey everybody, I'm just cracking up because when I got here there were three chairs on the stage and I was like, oh shit, I'd like a chair.

Can you put four chairs out there? And then now I just realized that we have five microphones.

And we only need four, so I don't know how to ask for things here.

I thought getting a bonus thing I didn't need.

That's how nicely are here.

Also I said, I'll use the stool as a table and then they put a table next to the stool.

Pologies to everyone here in person and the listeners, so everyone hearing this. Apologies to all of you, because I still have to do a little more rearranging of the stage.

Which is not necessarily fun to listen to.

But I just want all the nice people who bought tickets in this hole in the ground to a...

No, I love this club. It's an awesome basement style club, but also you guys are just not going to see this person.

Just pretend that that one person is on a podcast that you're listening to.

Alright, now everything is right where I want it sort of.

Where were we? My name is Doug and I love movies.

And I love movies.

Coming to you once again from Underground at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado!

You know, I enjoy every town I go to to do Douglas movies because the people or stand up because the people that show up to my show are people that like me.

So we have a nice time and I go, that's a nice town. I had a good time there.

You know, so people are always like, well, don't you hate it anywhere? It's like, well, not now.

I haven't gone anywhere where people all spit at me or treat me poorly.

So I always have a good time everywhere. But I got to give special nod to Denver for being like the first place I started to sell out regularly, way back before weed was legal.

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