Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey everybody.

I need to read that. I couldn't do that without this piece of paper.

My name is Doug and I love movies.

Coming to you for the first time from Talia Hall in Chicago, Illinois.

It's Wednesday, right? August 17, 2016.

Last night in LA, we finally taped the super duper tournament of championships.

And it'll be available for purchase in the comedy album section of iTunes.

And at Douglasmoves.com for $2 soon.

Like around a week on iTunes in maybe two or three days from now on Douglasmoves.com.

But let's be here now you guys.

This is a tremendous crowd. 700 people.

I get the best crowds. I get the best people.

There's nobody better than the people that are here right now.

Talia, I could turn this cult into a political movement.

But yeah, you guys, I have a feeling we have some wonderful name tags out in the audience.

If you could just hold them up for a second, a lot of them light up these days.

Oh, there come the house lights. This is ridiculous.

You guys are being ridiculous.

Holy shit. I can't even begin to, I'm going to do a video tape you guys when the guests are picking their name tags tonight.

Because it's too much to even get into just talking to you guys.

Galaxy Quest is a really good one right up front. It's got all the familiar faces on it.

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