Gen Alpha Kid Idenifies as a "Dog" (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a cringey Gen Alpha Kid Idenifies as a "Dog" this gen alpha kid has brainrot from watching too much brainrot content farm slop and now his brain has rotted and he thinks he is actually a dog. This is so funny, so try not to laugh at this funny story funny storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:30.4	Dude, kids these days do a lot of crazy stuff, and this story is no different.
0:35.9	In today's story time, this kid in the subscribers class
0:39.8	actually thinks he's a dog. Let's just jump right into it. So we're going to call the
0:44.4	subscriber who submitted this story, Adrian, right? So let's just jump into it. Adrian's in class
0:49.4	one day. And one day, this kid is class who we're just going to call, we're going to call him Ben.
0:55.3	Ben is the dog kid.
0:57.1	No one knew this yet.
0:58.7	So I think, I don't know, Ben must have been on TikTok or something and saw like, oh, someone
1:03.7	said, you can become a dog if you want to.
1:06.6	You are a dog.
1:07.7	Actually, 95% of people in the United States are actually dogs. Like, you know,
1:12.3	just standard TikTok misinformation. It's like, where did you get that statistic? It's like literally
1:17.7	up my butt. That's why I found it. And it's true. But anyways, right? So, yeah, one day,
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