Gays at Sea

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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#InsideTheCloset is on a cruise! There's tons of gays, okay food, and a faint smell of tuna. Matteo interviews for a job at Staples, Emma tries to figure out if lesbians have jobs, and we talk about the importance of friendship, AND red flags within friendships. Also, Tape Face. Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, Mateo Lane and Emma Wilman here on inside the closet. We are on a big boat.
0:04.7	On a big cruise, we're on a cruise.
0:06.5	And today we talk about friendships. We talk about tape.
0:10.2	We learn Mateo's real name.
0:12.4	Susan Boyle. Susan Boyle.
0:13.2	Susan Boyle.
0:14.0	And of course, Mateo thinks that he, I don't want to speak in a third person,
0:18.3	I think that I have offended Emma when I haven't.
0:20.6	Which is not true at all.
0:21.8	Love her.
0:22.8	Thank you guys for listening and we'll see you soon.
0:27.2	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:28.6	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:29.7	And this is Inside the Closas.
0:31.2	Inside the closet.
0:33.0	Here we are, we're live from the sea.
0:38.0	Mateo and I are at sea.
0:40.0	I'm not going to stop this time, but it is funny that you still do smell like tuna.
0:44.3	I don't know why it's tuna. Let me smell your thing. This is so funny because no I don't know.
0:51.2	I don't know what it is. Really, wait, keep there, hold on.
0:54.0	Because I had the worst taste in my mouth,
0:57.0	but I didn't eat any tuna.
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