I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

Paddy Power.

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Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

We're open to all.

Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors.

So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible.

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The future is open.

Y'all, we used to have to call.

We used to have to call and get your STD results.

You did.

You did have to get.

And the pause. And when they shuffled papers you're going

oh god oh god here comes HIV and then we immediately go how do i tell my mother

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