When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Life's just a short, for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

You're also gayish. It's gayish, but I can count.

Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is Gayish.

The podcast that's fully vaxed and ready to licksacks.

Oh, God.

And door knobs. I'm Mike Johnson.

What? I'm Kyle Guetz. Is that a thing we're doing now, post-COVID?

We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And that's the Joker everybody keeps making.

Like as soon as I get my second shot, I'm going to like lick the handle on the bus

stuff or whatever. I don't have to wash my hands anymore. It's going to be great.

Did you did you before that?

I have still been, I feel like we kind of learned after a while

that washing your hands was not like, it doesn't travel like that as much.

And like the initial like every like, let's all learn how to wash our hands

for the first time together. I kind of died down, but I have never,

like I come home and wash my hands first thing still like very thoroughly.

Anytime I leave my place early early on when you would go to the grocery store

and you'd buy a bunch of stuff and bring it home.

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