When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with that stopping, but you can't start going shopping, that's gayish.

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The podcast that feels so spunky, it doesn't even need a buccacchi.

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Are like spunky Brewster. That's the show you didn't know you needed in your life.

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I'm my Johnson.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today, hey, Kyle,

Hey, Mike, we're not going to talk about what our topic is yet, because it's a live show,

and that's what we do on live shows.

But you know what we are going to talk about?

We're going to talk about it. It's our birthday.

Oh, oh, yeah.

I was going to do like an exciting reveal as if, oh, we're a live show.

You're going to do an exciting reveal of champagne.

Yeah, this is going to make great audio later.

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