When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast Universe, is Gaiish the podcast that can't wait to see the remake of

Taken starring Paul's is on who of course has a particular set of stills

oh God that's set of stills. That's a deep cut, Kyle. Oh man. You have to know several things in a row to understand that.

Oh shit, I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle

Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and

actually and seriously you just made a bunch of like art history majors jizzed themselves.

They were like, it was worth it!

Finally.

Today, we are going to talk about football. Oh God, hey Kyle, hey Mike, you have to do all of this show just on your own. Yes.

Because of the three of us, I think you're the only one that has unironically worn pads.

Wait, which made you mean that?

Because when I got my butt surgery, I also wore actual pads.

So did I.

Oh, that was really great.

Good times.

We should do an episode about like,

I don't know, I was going to say feminine products

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