Tell me it gets better.

Say that it gets better.

Oh, P.S. I'm.

Oh, yes, I'm gayish.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.

The podcast that suffers from a severe case of postpartum gayness.

Had a baby and now I'm queer?

No, no, I was the baby.

Oh, I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Gets.

We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today we're going gonna talk about soccer.

For non-U-Sikans, football.

Football.

So this is gonna be super annoying when we call it soccer

for the rest of the time, but that's's we're just doing what we're told.

Yeah that's right we're recording in the United States of America and we say soccer even though everybody else says football because we say

football in America we think you mean those idiots that wear helmets.

And just like the metric system, like your way makes way more sense because it literally is like

you playing ball with your foot but yeah

don't know you don't really use your feet much in our football yeah it but like

the throwy pointy ball game didn't really catch on as much.

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