Tell me it gets better.

Say that it gets better.

Oh.

Yes, I'm.

Oh, yes, I'm gay.-I'm Gaye.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is Gayish.

The podcast that truly believes one in the hand is worth two in the tush.

Is it a bird in the hand?

Sure, we can call it that. It's a bird.

How many...

Show me your bird. How many in the tush at one time for you?

Oh God, half of one. And then I'm like, that's pretty good, right? You came. All right, I got to go.

Oh, look at the time. Oh, man. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gats. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

He, hey Mike. And today we're gonna talk about butt stuff. I've been thinking about butt stuff all day. I don't doubt that even for a second. You know what the best part is I fully expect this to be one of our very best episodes because the name of our are going to say about that's true gay stuff yeah yeah you're either horny or

curious or both yeah we see you we know who you are we see you so we named this

episode for you yeah Yeah, but stuff.

But first, but first.

Some corrections.

Oh, what corrections do you have?

Okay, first of all, everyone can shut up.

Jesus fucking Christ, we get it.

The maid's name was Rosario.

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