Ladies and gentlemen, looking for something new and original, something unique and without equal, look no further.

Here comes the one and only Eric Mud, Texas.

Hey there, folks. Welcome. We have been told that tonight there's some kind of Republican

debate. I'm not sure if that's a rumor, but it might be true. And in case it is, we thought

maybe we should talk to somebody

about it who can tell us what is going to happen. So we have back our friend Gavin Wax. He's with

the New York Young Republicans. Gavin, welcome. Eric, it's great to be back and I'm looking

forward to the vice presidential debate tonight. Oh, the vice presidential debate?

Well, you know, I think Trump said it best that all these guys are looking for a job or

try to apply for a job.

It's really just a job contest.

No one actually on the stage is going to become president, certainly not this cycle.

So we'll see how things unfold.

That's how it's looking.

It's funny and true, obviously. Many funny things are true. we'll see how things unfold. That's what I was looking.

It's funny and true, obviously.

Many funny things are true.

Many true things are funny.

But you're right.

Now, who, tonight's debate, I'm planning not to watch it.

What, who has qualified, quote unquote, qualified to be in this debate?

As far as I'm, as I'm aware, it's nearly everyone from the original debate. I think maybe Asha Hutchinson has dropped off. You know, he was polling at, you know, 0.001.

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