Chris Gaspur and Big Jim Murray.

Give me that which I desire.

It's Gaspur and Murray.

985, the Sports Hub.

Welcome to me tonight.

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How about this scene?

It is a historic night in Kansas City with the Chiefs of breaking out the growback end zone design for the 50th anniversary of Arrowhead Stadium.

Greetings their Chiefs and, of course, led by one Patrick Mahal.

As a starter, and they're all set to take on Justin Herbert and the Los Angeles Chargers on Thursday night football.

Could you really make out what the lovely Carissa Thompson and Al Michaels were saying there?

No, you couldn't because it was drowned out by crowd noise and music.

That theme sounds catchy, though. I kind of like it. I'll give them this. That theme song's catchy, though.

I kind of like you.

I'll give him this.

So the first Thursday night, full Amazon broadcast, Thursday night is now ours.

It belongs to Jeff Bezos when he's not spending money in time on HGH and young blood transfusions.

I am now Mr. NFL.

Just as a quick aside, man, have you ever been in a situation like Roger Goodell was sitting next to Basos? Did you see those? Yes. Yeah. Holy crap. You want to get away from that guy. Roger Goodell was like, all right, shut up, you weirdo. Like, I just, you don't know what you're watching. You're trying to make small talk. Your girlfriend's like dancing along to the music. They're playing here at Arrowhead.

Like, okay, I get it. You could buy and sell me nine times over. Please stop talking. I've been that guy before. Like you've been in a trapped in a conversation and you can't get out of it. What are you going to do? You're just going to ride it out. But you have to stay. Like maybe it's someone, a friend of yours, maybe it's one of the many lovely sponsors here at 985, but that person,

for whatever reason, you can't pull away from because you know it's a bad look if you do and you're just trapped. Yep. You're just trapped. You're just trapped in how that seating setup was there in that luxury box at Arrowhead. Like Goodell couldn't do. we've all done it. Like the thing you can, hey,

I got to take a leak. I'll be right back. Excuse me one minute. When, you just go stand in the bathroom, be like, okay, let me wait for a minute. Didn't have to go to the bathroom at all. The where Goodell was seated, he was trapped. There was nothing he could do. But anyway, the audio thing was my biggest issue.

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